well put

Hi, Im Sean. Im with a global enterprise. We have branches in every country in the world. We have representatives in nearly every parliament and boardroom on earth. Were into motivation and behavior alteration. We run hospitals, feeding stations, crisis-pregnancy centers, universities, publishing houses, and nursing homes. We care for our clients from birth to death. We are into life insurance and fire insurance. We perform spiritual heart transplants. Our original Organizer owns all the real estate on earth plus an assortment of galaxies and constellations. He knows everything and lives everywhere. Our product is free for the asking. (Theres not enough money to buy it.) Our CEO was born in a hick town, worked as a carpenter, didnt own a home, was misunderstood by his family and hated by his enemies, walked on water, was condemned to death without a trial, and arose from the dead. I talk with him everyday.

-Max Lucardo